A ๐งต on #Putin jokes. These are compiled from Russian and global social media. For Indians these are a lot like our Rajnikant jokes
"Once Putin was late for work...the work apologised for starting on time"
"Once Putin was late for work...the work apologised for starting on time"
"When Putin goes to school, he checks if the teacher did the assignment".
"When Putin became 18, he gave his father "the talk".
"Putin has a grizzle bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead, it is just afraid to move".
"Teachers don't give Putin homework, Putin gives the teachers homework."
"If putin ever holds his breath, Oxygen will die. Too awesome guy".
"At once, Lord Putin came into the dreams of Leonardo da Vinci and the rest is History".
This is one of the best.
"When putin looks at light, it starts shaking and becomes a wave Putin is the reason behind the wave-particle duality".
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"When putin looks at light, it starts shaking and becomes a wave Putin is the reason behind the wave-particle duality".
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"When Putin sneezes, he blesses the world".
"During an emergency, Putin used his house phone to call the police. His handphone started to ring".
"When graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from putin".
He literally could kick the shit out of any world leader and most likely beat the shot out of their security team just as an afternoon workout.
"When Putin goes on a diet, the food loses weight".
"Putin was once run over by a car. After three months of recovering in hospital the car was able to drive again".
"Every time Putin wakes up, another universe is created."
"When Putin was in school, he told his PE teacher to run faster".
"When Putin drinks water, the water gets thirsty".
"When Putin buys an apartment, he gives the owner the keys".
"Putin is the guy who calls the principal into his office".
"When Putin was born, he didn't cry, he laughed".
"The worst day of putin's life was February 30. Now it doesn't exist."
"When Putin finds a hotel, he asks the clerk what room they are staying at and gives them the key".
"When Putin goes to the olympics the medals play against each other to get Putin".
"Putin once liked Vodka, and now we know what value it holds for Russia".
"When Putin was in school, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to him".
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