how to place a consult: you MUST understand the five stages of consultant grief. once you can understand this painful and natural process, requesting consults will make a LOT more sense buckle up, it can be a little roughβ¦ π§΅ 1/6β¦
stage 1: denial - You dont need a consult.
- You called the wrong service.
- 18 years old? consult pediatrics
- Iβm not actually on call now
- Everythingβs fine, just walk it offβ¦
stage 2: anger - you should have consulted us earlier/later
- you should have checked this test before calling us
- youβre a terrible doctor/student/human being
stage 3: bargaining - can we see them tomorrow?
- can we do a curbside consult?
- could you ask IR to do it?
stage 4: depression - consultant takes a big sigh
- consultant gets really quiet on the phone (hang in there, youβre almost done!)