Wrong:
* Herd immunity is coming.
* Hybrid immunity will be robust.
* Immune escape won't evolve quickly.
* Reinfections will be very rare.
* Omicron will be mild.
* Risk of long COVID will be lower with reinfections.

Wrong:
* Kids don't get infected.
* Kids don't spread COVID to adults.
* COVID doesn't transmit in schools.
* Kids aren't at risk.
* Kids getting infected will protect the vulnerable.
* Kids develop robust immunity after being infected.
* Kids don't get long COVID.

Wrong:
* COVID is not airborne.
* Washing hands, wiping surfaces, and 2m distancing are the best measures to prevent spread of COVID.
* Only people who are unfit or have comorbidities will develop long COVID.
* The only metrics that matter are deaths and overwhelmed hospitals.

Now sit back and wait for the minimizers and nuance bros to chime in. Won't take long.