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The Askari Jelas of kodiag'a
A THREAD
Kodiaga iko na atleast 500 askari jelas,wote wanaishi kwa servant quarters hapo njee ya jela,except for the ones with high ranks.motto ni "Umoja ni nguvu na mfungwa ni adui"they stick together,juu they have to fight hardcore criminals with fists hawajui war(guns haikubaliwi huko)
huku njee pia they walk in groups,you see..kuna enemity strong sana inaexist btwn prisoner na afande,mfungwa akiwachiliwa anaeza amua kurevenge on afande mwenye alimharrass,so in groups wao hubelieve they are safe,ukileta mchezo wanakuvamia,bila rungu unaeza chapa 20 of them once
This was not always the case,until when an ex convict "Kobe"went after Afande Stano aka "panga moja" kwa local pub armed with a machette coz afande did bad things to him in prison akamlima panga ya uso,(he has a scar toka kwa forehead hadi kwa kidevu)sikuizi anaitwa "panga moja"
Since then huwa hawaachani,they live like brothers,kama msee anataka kuenda kwa market inabidi apigane updates,coz Kobe oluoch might be around😂
They are feared kulingana na rank,mawe mbili,mawe tatu,na coblo,mawe tatu ndio the Duty officers they answer directly to the prison pope mr Diang'a,mawe mbili wako incharge of blocks na industry,alafu coblo ni wa kusumbuana na wafungwa ,kunguni pia ni afande same rank na coblo
Afande mawe tatu :
Olilo, the most feared ,42yr old mjamaa from Kuria ,mans ako na anger issues anapiga wafungwa kama punda,Olilo akiwa duty there is no fighting hata msee akikuingiza kidole kwa rasa unavumilia tu mpaka duty ya Olilo iishe ndio mlimane,
Mans is ruthless ukishikwa na fegi heri umeze,he beats you up unconscious bana,the only afande mwenye hupigana rungu za kichwa,ye hudai ati rungu ya askari jela imepimwa na daktari haiezi kumurder,everyone hates him adi askari wenzake,he slaps hadi his colleagues
Kuna Opanga,huyu anajua wajela wengi hawajasoma,so he uses big vocabularies kutisha watu,hadi he comes up na words yenye haiexist kwa dictionary,mans says he studied swangtology (a non existent course) in ecuador,kuna siku alijam akadai atacause "political rivapature"in the prisn
He believes education is superior but doesnt want to hear ati kuna mfungwa amesoma,if youve been to the university inabidi ukanyagie,aliwai nishow,"wewe hakuna university umeenda buana unless kuna university inafundisha robbery and datsuzocution"(another non existent word)
Fahrel aka "afande lighstkin",the softest of them all mamake ni mbiggi wa kodiaga womens,connection ndio ilimseti hapo,he is the only afande allowed kuingia na simu ndani ya jela he records audios for prison musicians,hana shida na weed smokers,he hated fegi people like me
Due to his Dorian nature mans hupigia makarao investigation ndani ya jela,"na jalang'o haukai mgondi"woe unto you if you confess your sins kwake,juu audio recorder hua ready to record your confession,next hearing unapata audio kotini,he uses sheng to fool you he is on your side
Mans has a pending case in court ati time ya corona alijaribu antics ya kuleta acrobatic acts jela for his instagram page,akapea wasee idea ya kukula moto,wajamaa waliungua mdomo mbaya sana.
Afande cleopus,a luo guy from siaya incharge of the docs office,ako incharge of prisoners' files,ukiingia he writes everything about you,hapa you must be good at lying juu main reason ya hao kudocument everything about you ni ndio incase uhepe jela watajua where to find you😂
Kijana jina ya chief wako ni nani?na subchief?haha kama hujui makofi inamwagika kwa sura kama glaciers,mtu mjanja unacome up na majina random,"afande chief yangu anaitwa emanuel kipkorir ng'eno,nambari yake ya simu. ni 07.... ukikosa kumpata jaribu bibi yake 07.. ama mamake 07..
Afande Rono,incharge of the visiting area,jela hua umakubaliwa kua visited na family members and friends in a special room hapo karibu na gate,you are only allowed to see eachother and talk but hakuna contact juu wall inawaseperate,afande rono ndio hukua incharge of that place
Rono doesnt beat you phisically,zake ni mental torture,anakupiga reality check mbele ya mamako adi unaskia kumuua."mama mimi naona uzae mtoto mwingine juu huyu anakufia hapa kwa jela" mathe anaanza kulia hapo,he doesnt care."Baromen leta namba ya bibi nimsaidie kulea watoto"😂
Afande charles, another kuria guy incharge of the searching area,mkiingia jela hapo kwa gate lazima mkue searched,never in my life have i seen someone who enjoys his job kama uyo mjamaa and he does it na roho yake yote. mans even spreads rasa yako with bare hands and peeps inside
Afande charles known for his famous words "wabebwe mpaka kwa bonemarrow," treats people kulingana na crime yenye imekuleta,jamaa za defilement hu hazina bahati,jamaa anaeza ata kuguzua asshole na kidole,"nataka uskie vile mtoto alikua anaskia,unaskia aje?"
The least ranked afandes ni macoblos,hawa salary yao ni 20k,but they do all the dirty work,they make the prison bearable coz they can be manipulated na small cash,senior afandes dont respect them at all,olilo huwalima kushinda vile analima wafungwa😂
Most of them are luos and luhyas,they walk around the prison wakitafutia wafungwa makosa ndogo ndogo kama kuua bedbug "unaua afande?"believe me when i tell you lazima utalipa chwani,ukishikwa option ni kuenda segregation ama kutoa kitu kidogo
Some go low to the extent ya kusunda fegi kwa ass for prisoners,wanaleta kwa jela, wapate some extra cash,kuna mwenye alishikwa na fegi nikiwa huko,mans was walking funny akaambiwa adenki kwa ndoo ama avutwe kazi.akaptwa na packo mbili,akamwaga unga. pia hao husearchiwa btw.
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