1. Phone call (leaked by Rakesh Krishnan Simha)
Pinarayi Vijayan: "Moley, congratulations, Maysee won the World Cup."
Mamata Banerjee: "Bhijayan babu, bhee are also thrilled that Moisee won."
Pinarayi: "Sengis were supporting France. So this is debble joy."
Pinarayi Vijayan: "Moley, congratulations, Maysee won the World Cup."
Mamata Banerjee: "Bhijayan babu, bhee are also thrilled that Moisee won."
Pinarayi: "Sengis were supporting France. So this is debble joy."
2. Mamata: "Bheri khorekt. Our bhalyoos and bharchoos are secularism and phees."
Pinarayi: "Aiyyo I also like fishu. I once served it to a pre paid jernalist at my house. Greedy fellow asked for two pieces."
Mamata: "No Bijoy, not pheesh. Phees, shonti, as in Shontiniketan."
Pinarayi: "Aiyyo I also like fishu. I once served it to a pre paid jernalist at my house. Greedy fellow asked for two pieces."
Mamata: "No Bijoy, not pheesh. Phees, shonti, as in Shontiniketan."
3. Pinarayi: "Aiyyo sorry. Anyway, World Cup was gudd, but this Maysee fellow I suspect is Sengi."
Mamata: "Bhy, Bijoy?"
Pinarayi: "He got lotus tattoo on his arm."
Mamata: "This must be inbhestigated. Dephinitley dikootar is behind this."
Mamata: "Bhy, Bijoy?"
Pinarayi: "He got lotus tattoo on his arm."
Mamata: "This must be inbhestigated. Dephinitley dikootar is behind this."
4. Pinarayi: "How can we remove his tattoo and make him 100% literate and secular?"
Mamata: "I bheel hold elections in Argentina and orghanise riots. We bheel kidnap Moisee and remove tattoo with sandpaper. Or kot off the arm. TMC has good experience in kotting arms of peepul."
Mamata: "I bheel hold elections in Argentina and orghanise riots. We bheel kidnap Moisee and remove tattoo with sandpaper. Or kot off the arm. TMC has good experience in kotting arms of peepul."
5. Pinarayi: "Gudd. It's time for my fudd. We can talk later. I'm going to Trivandrum to deliver a speech on "Evils of Capitalism and Boycott America and Israel."
Mamata: "Okay we bheel talk later. Can I bring Arbhind? He has many Breaking India ideas."
Pinarayi: "No prolam."
Mamata: "Okay we bheel talk later. Can I bring Arbhind? He has many Breaking India ideas."
Pinarayi: "No prolam."
6. Mamata: "Great."
Pinarayi: "Will call you tomorrow."
Mamata: Tomorrow I'm busy. I have to evict chasho Hindus from Murshidabad. How about day after tomorrow?"
Pinarayi: "Aiyyo, illa. Day after tomorrow going to America (via Gelf) for medical treatment."
Recording ends
Pinarayi: "Will call you tomorrow."
Mamata: Tomorrow I'm busy. I have to evict chasho Hindus from Murshidabad. How about day after tomorrow?"
Pinarayi: "Aiyyo, illa. Day after tomorrow going to America (via Gelf) for medical treatment."
Recording ends
Deleted the previous thread as Pinarayi's English didn't seem authentic.
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