8 Tweets Jun 04, 2023
If the US government were a dating prospect on Tinder—here would be their bio:
•Stole land & money from people and then claimed it as their own.
•Set up a taxation system to defraud people out of their own money.
•Will spy on you.
•Will poison your food & water & gaslight you when you become ill.
•Use brainwashing techniques on you through media & #Hollywood.
•Will lecture you about taking care of the environment & eating red meat/driving your car while they fly in their personal jet & eat steak.
•Has killed previous partners but will act like the grieving spouse, making you feel sorry for them & how they did everything to save them.
•Will try to convince you that you are mentally ill and need psychotropic drugs to manage your condition.
Will try & convince you that you have an illness & force you to get a shot for it. If the shot makes you sick, they will abandon you.
•Will convince you to quit your job & will give you a monthly stipend to stay at home all day, as long as you do what they tell you to.
•If you get pregnant they will tell you to abort the baby & try & convince you it’s not that big of a deal.
•Will show you their Messiah/Do Gooder complex & tell you how they’ve saved so many people, when they really dropped bombs on them & destroyed their lives.
•They may be a girl posing as a boy or vice versa, b/c switching from biological birth status is normal to them.
•Will use fear to control you & make you terrified of the world & of other people.
•Will isolate you from your support system.
•Will try to pull you into their delusions.
•Will cause absolute chaos & blame you for creating it.
•The relationship will be all about control.
•Will lie at all times while they look you in the eyes.
•Run.
If you wouldn’t date them & have proof that they are unhealthy, then why in the hell would you let them govern you?

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