Why did the chicken cross the road?
1. Narendra Modi: Dekhiye, yeh maa bete ki sarkar nahi hai. Chicken kuch bhi kar sakta hai. Woh swatantra hai.
1. Narendra Modi: Dekhiye, yeh maa bete ki sarkar nahi hai. Chicken kuch bhi kar sakta hai. Woh swatantra hai.
2. Nitin Gadkari: We have built thousands of new overbridges, the chicken won't have to risk its life crossing the road anymore.
3. Rahul Gandhi: Chicken enjoyed crossing the road. Usko bada maza aaya. Mein ye maza poore desh ke auraton ko dena chahta hoon.
4. Mamata Banerjee: I bheel chop it and cook the chickon if he dares to cross the road into Bengal.
5. Lutyens media: There is a climate of fear in India. The chicken is unable to cross the road as it wishes.
6. Arnab Goswami: Nation wants to know. Was the chicken forced to cross the road from Kerala to Karnataka? Was the chicken facing threats? Sonia Gandhi, answer me.
7. Arvind Kejriwal: Jhoot bol rahe hain. We are proud of our chicken if it crossed the road, but Modi Sarkar must provide video evidence.
8. Taliban: We will not stop the chicken from crossing the road as long as it is properly dressed and is accompanied by a male relative as per Koranic law. Chicken are safe under the Taliban. No chicken will be sexually molested. As far as goats are concerned, we can't guarantee.
9. Aamir Khan: I and my chicken are afraid to cross the road in India.
10. Rana Ayub: In Modi's India, the chicken is faced with a dilemma - to cross the road and escape or stay behind and risk its life. Read about genocide of chickens in my paid column in Washington Post.
11. Arfa Khanum: Chicken's ancestors came from Samarkand and built the road. It has every right to cross it.
12. Manmohan Singh: If it's a Muslim chicken it has the first right to cross any road in India.
13. S Jaishankar: This is a modern Indian chicken. No external power can stop it from crossing the road.
14. Imran Khan: RSS and Mudi trained chicken crossed the road and is doing genocide in Kashmir. And the world is quiet because of India's economic power. Pakistan, Malaysia and Turkey will jointly set up a TV channel to expose this chicken.
15. Leftist Mallu: What is your prollam if the chicken simbly crossed the road? Vee vill make beef-chicken fry after it crosses the road into Kerala.
16. Xi Jinping: 中国在过马路之前吃掉了鸡肉。(China ate the chicken before it could cross the road)
17. FBI: The chicken crossed the road alone. Hunter Biden was not with it.
KGB: Lol. We have pictures.
KGB: Lol. We have pictures.
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