4 Tweets Apr 10, 2023
Whoever invented the two-part jar lid needs to never be allowed to invent something again
I'm getting a lot of lectures on "canning" here, whatever the fuck that is. Meanwhile, here I am with oil all over my hands from trying to work with the inane two-part lid on this jar of peppers.
Okay well now I'm reading about canning instead of revising my book. Good job everyone.
If I tried to fit that bathtub-sized pot in my NYC apartment I'd have to move the bed out.

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