Politics Humor
Devi Prasad Rao 🇮🇳
Devi Prasad Rao 🇮🇳

@DeviPrasadRao8

18 Tweets 40 reads Feb 17, 2022
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#Putin is now powerful enough to have his own genre of jokes
Here goes, enjoy:
When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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When Putin's phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
2/
Doctor: "You have Cancer".
#Putin : "Tell it, it has two weeks to live".
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
3/
When #Putin looks in the mirror, there's no reflection because there is only 1 Putin.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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When #Putin was born, he named his parents.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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Russia didn't choose him, he chose Russia.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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#Putin calls 911 to ask what is their emergency.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
7/
#Putin built the hospital in which he was born.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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When #Putin coughs, #COVID19 wears a mask.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
9/
When #Putin creates an account, the terms and conditions agree with him.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
10/
Stop calling him Russian James Bond. James Bond is British Vladimir Putin.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
11/
When #Putin didn't go to school, the school declared it a Holiday.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
12/
When #Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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This guy never flushes the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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Latest added
When #Putin gives you a date, it usually is for a war!
#Humour
#VladimirPutin
15/
As astrologer consulted #Putin & fixed the muhurtam for #Ukraine invasion on Feb 30th!
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
16/
#RahulGandhi save the world from WWIII by speaking to #Putin & extracting a promise that #Ukraine will not be invaded till #Pappu "comes of age"!
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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Latest addition
When #Putin invades a country, he is called a "peacekeeper"!
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#Humour
#VladimirPutin
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