Rakesh Krishnan Simha
Rakesh Krishnan Simha

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4 تغريدة 11 قراءة Oct 28, 2021
Guru Prasad asks: "Which is the most algorithmic and astronomical animal in the world?" Answer: Indian Dog.
1. Because when it hears thunderous sounds, the Indian Dog first analyzes whether it is a cloud-thunder or firecracker. If it is a cloud-thunder, then it remains quiet.
2. But if it is a firecracker, then it tries to use its astronomical senses to identify the planetary position and determine the current month. If it is December (Christmas) or January (New Year), then it remains quiet even if the firecrackers are loud.
3. But if it is October (Deepawali), then it gets into "fear" mode. (As per secular logic which says celebrating Deepawali with crackers scares dogs).
4. So, as we can see, it uses astronomical senses to determine the month (Oct or Dec or Jan) and applies algorithms to determine its behaviour (whether it should act normal or scared). Hence, the Indian Dog is the most "algorithmic" and "astronomical" animal in the world.
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